Nonsense
want a pet frog 🐸
Frogs are dope man! I want them for all the wrong reasons though 😅
I wouldn’t mind feeding them wasps, spiders, and millipedes but I’m sure that’s equivalent to us eating brownies and cheesecake all the time. You ever see those videos where people are feeding their frogs baby chicks, alligators, sometimes other frogs!? Shit is peak boredom level 9000, idly staring like “any moment now I’ll see something amazing!”. But naaah! Can’t lie, frogs remind me of Kirby. My thing is, how they eat is hilariously fascinating. They shove anything in their mouths, absolutely any size, fearlessly and some with a bit of ferocity. The funniest moments are when they try to just toss something in their mouth with those lil arms whether it’s in their grasp or not. Shoving it in there like they stole somebody food tryna hide it! Plus, what’s a more manageable exotic pet? Name it and I’ll get that too. They not messing up my furniture, floors, eating my food, and I don’t even want a large one like a Bullfrog. Just a midsized Pacman Frog. Type of animal that’ll take the squashed remains of an insect joyously.. Welp! That’s enough nonsense for the day, enjoy the rest of yours. Peace.


